Olympic Tiddlywinks

• I don't have Adobe Reader installed on my workstation.
• I don't have local admin rights.
• There are three admin accounts for the domain we're on. The guy can't remember two of them, the one he can remember is definitely locked out.
• I'm nearly asleep.

This project is currently in a "gearing up" phase. Does anyone want to start an Olympic Tiddlywinks team?